Description
Six panels of structural integrity for a head that will not shut up. Mesh back, because heat has to escape somewhere and it’s clearly not escaping through your mouth. Wear it to brunch, wear it to the group chat you attend in person, wear it while explaining a podcast nobody asked about. The visor is curved. Your opinions are not.
26% cotton, 74% polyester, mostly plastic, exactly like your ex
Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area, so the yapping stays classy
Structured, six-panel cap that holds its shape better than you hold a conversation
3.5″ crown (8.9 cm) — ample real estate for a large personality
Hard buckram front panels: it will NOT slouch, even when you do
Mesh back for ventilation, ideal for overheating mid-monologue
Permacurv® visor with matching undervisor, pre-curved so you don’t have to fake it
Plastic adjustable closure, fits every skull size and ego
Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, yapping added stateside
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